How I won access to my Daughter

May 16th, 2010

Well thought I would share my joy in the fact I have finally won continuous and unaltered access to my daughter.

Without going into too much detail.. after over a year ago her mother moved further away and married, my access was suddenly changed and became irregular (with nonsensical reasons) Also the same day I had a phone call from the CSA saying they had been contacted and as I was going to be having her less then would need to pay more.. coincidence? Although the extra requested money was no skin of my nose.. the access to my daughter was, so action needed to be taken.

Now after taking it through the courts I get full weekend access every fortnight as well as with half of all holidays, Christmas and more! Couldn’t have wished for a better result! Thanks to some good soliciting from Roseblade and the age old trick of asking for more than needed (again without going into detail)

The other part reason for winning the case was down to my weekly blog I kept on here since my access was stopped (hidden from public view). From day one I logged every single event, every lie told, every underhanded attempt alongside evidence of these in a continuous diary since September 2008.

For those that follow my blog from Fathers 4 Justice or those that know me and interested in reading this you can join my site and apply for access to read the entire years log. I hope this will bring hope to other fathers who have been oppressed by random slander and show that fathers can eventually prevail.

Now if my access is stopped or altered from the other side the resulting action could be community service or even prison. Not only this but CAPCAS officers interviewed my daughter herself who requested she see me even more than she is now. Honesty and justice prevails, good times!

2010-05-07 : this weeks Tweets

May 7th, 2010

FULL BODY WAX for Cancer Research!

May 6th, 2010

Thanks to the efforts of Belle and the guys at Streetrace.co.uk we are doing a full male body waxing to raise money for cancer research uk!

The girls are doing a walk for life in the morning 4.3 miles from burntwood to cannock, then in the afternoon me and a couple of the other guys will be standing up in the Wheatsheaf Pub on Sunday at 3pm and literally being put through agony.. head to to full waxing.

So if you would like to sponsor a good cause.. or simply just like the thought of me being in pain then please add a donation below. Every little helps :)






I lost my grandad to cancer and have previously done a solo skydive for the same cause.. but got a feeling this ones going to me a lot more scary!

2010-04-30 : this weeks Tweets

April 30th, 2010

Best Adverts on TV at the moment – John Lewis

April 26th, 2010

The best adverts on UK TV at the moment have got to be from the genius marketeers at John Lewis! I could go into how these are dedicated at hitting the right nerve and audience for John Lewis, but I think simply watching them speaks for itself.

The Latest

From Xmas

2010-04-23 : this weeks Tweets

April 23rd, 2010

Me + Nissan GTR = :)

April 9th, 2010

Today was spent with the awesome tog Mr Andy Mills taking snaps of my works Nissan GT-R Demo car! Got a few piccies of my own too..

Recon it suites me? lol.

The blind marketing to the blind!

March 31st, 2010

So I get home from work yesterday, kick off my cowboy boots and find a letter on my doormat. I pick it up and walk to the bin! ‘more junk mail’

Most cool cats would have dropped it in the bin, made themselves cup of dandelion and burdock and sat down to tuck into some monster munch! But being in web marketing… on the way to the bin I take a second to ask myself why is this letters fate already sealed before I’ve even opened it? And what did its creators do wrong?

It’s a simple thing and daft thing I know.. to the everyday person just getting some junk mail and throwing it is hardly worthy of a blog post! But from the point of view of the publisher that letter being opened was of the utmost importance!

Think about it.

They have had hired a marketing team to design and work on it, planned its copy articulately, lined and measures the text so what they think is ‘key information’ is showing through the expensive printed high quality gloss double windowed envelope! Not only this but also paid for the distribution and data capture of addresses to send it out in the first place! In summary they have spent a lot of effort making sure this letter gets read.

Clearly a LOT of planning, time and money has gone into getting this message across, yet as I drop it into the bin.. they have failed. Obvious to us, but to them.. why would it fail? after all that effort?

So lets look at the letter from my point of view looking up at me from the doormat.

Within a fraction of a second my eyes have taken in the content and processed it to my brain with result ‘ok.. red and blue bright colours, two large money figures, it doesn’t have MY name on it anywhere nor even in fact what company its from, bold red line across the bottom with ‘see inside for good news’ – yes well that’s descriptive? im thinking spam, readers digest, useless tat’ Result = in the bin it goes.

The simple reason and most important of all.. it looks like spam! It looks like every other failed marketeers attempt of making a flyer or letter that ‘stands out’ and what we have come to expect of it over the years of getting this crap! Just like when browsing the web it has been proven most peoples eyes now automatically avoid advertising banners (unless of course they’ve got boobs on them.. and this isn’t a joke, its fact)

That all took a fraction of a second. = Bin. I asked the Mrs the same question when she got home with what she would of done with it.. same answer. I showed the photo to other people too.. same answer ‘junk mail’

So lets look at it from the designer and publishers point of view. Same letter?

Firstly the boss comes up with a great idea and hires the marketing team who assures him they have done this many times before and got good results. The marketing team sit round and after numerous brain storms and meetings they decide the best thing to do would be to show their ‘great’ prices openly and honestly in bold on the front of the letter! Great! They then plan out its content (of which i didn’t even read) in the same way planning out the best information to get across and the most direct way of doing it. Which I guarantee has been aimed around ensuring it all leads the consumer in the direction of making that final contact, phone call or viewing their website.

Now the exterior.. bright bold colours stand out.. will make people pick it up and get attention, so red and blue is good, how about with high quality envelope glossy with bold red printed line across the bottom.. and we will even pay extra to get the windows where we want on the envelope so you can see the big bold prices through those windows. A now a nice strap line to finish it off.. something that would make you want to open it.. hmmmm what would make me want to open it.. how about ‘See inside for good news’ (lol!) brilliant all done! hey drop it on the bosses desk and he loves it.. great it stands out, bold & colourful and gets the prices across straight away through those expensive, but worth it double windows! They pay for data capture, postage and off it goes.. to millions of peoples bins! Well done!

Resulting in probably about a 10% conversion rate, that WILL cover the cost of the letter and make profit.. but badly done, and not doing a very good job for the company nor the remainder 90% of the population getting sh*t they don’t want.

SO where did they go wrong.. somewhere in between their entire weeks of planning, and my fraction of a second junk mail decision.. there is something important missing.

A single quote from Einstein has the answer “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.”

Sitting there in that room they planned what they ‘thought’ people wanted, they planned around what stands out to their eyes, from their position within the company, and what looks bright and bold to them. Without for a second taking a step outside of their body and mind into a 3rd person perspective and imagining that letter on a doormat. They tried to hard..

So you get the point.. they needed to target people better, change the old ‘spam design’, include the company name, and MY name.. plus a hell of a lot of other ‘current’ marketing ploys that are simple, work and effective. But to find out the rest of them you’ll have to hire me (cheap plug lol)

The be all and end all.. don’t come to the same final production of a message that looks like every other piece of spam out there, just because that’s the way its always been done.

Fathers 4 Justice relaunch this April

March 25th, 2010

Great news! Fathers 4 Justice are relaunching this April with a whole new campaign! So start wearing purple in support.

On top of this you can follow them on facebook and twitter. Website under construction but they promise all new interactivity and features. Keep up the good work guys http://www.fathers-4-justice.org/

Vote for us crazy bunnies in Thorntons Competition

March 25th, 2010

Well me and my chum at VIBE (listed in the competition as ‘colin’ as we thought it suited the image) were waltzing our merry way through town yesterday when we spotted a large cardboard cut out of bunnies with holes to put your head in.. so without wasting a second we stuck our heads in and took a photo.

Only to find out after it was in aid of Thorntons stores new online marketing campaign for easter to upload your photos and vote online (very clever Thorntons btw.. as a web designer I love the idea to get people onto the website from the streets)

Soooo we entered, got accepted! and our mongy style photo is now pride of place in their gallery here http://bit.ly/bunnycomp

If we win we will be donating the prize to B’ham Children’s Hospital.. as we only did it for a laugh not for the prize!

PLEASE VOTE US 5 CARROTS here now http://bit.ly/bunnycomp – It runs until Monday 5th April 2010